Hayling Island

A few course pictures, then the prizegiving...

The Hayling clubhouse from the 2nd green. The 1st hole was out of play.


The next groups get the briefing from the Hayling starter as
the previous group disappears down the fairway


Well, the previous group doesn't quite disappear. They
were looking for balls... Something some would do all day

















Hon Sec's buggie gets a wheel in the air














This was the replacement 1st hole








Cap'n Hodge in expansive mood...


Lockey comes up for the first time for Nearest the pin


Robin took the nearest in 2


Slick beat Whacker on countback for the putting


Robin's back as 3rd place guest on 30pts


Andrew Bathe's guest Ed Fairbrother was 2nd guest on 30pts


Andrew's other guest, Pete Tonkin, took 1st guest with 36pts.

I wonder if any of the guests managed to keep their winnings after Cap'n
Hodge used the Taff trick of robbing our winners for the JMST...


Arve was 3rd placed member, avoiding a handicap cut


And Arve also got his delayed Tour de France trophy as well


The Biker came good again with 36pts for 2nd overall


And Lockey's 37pts gave him 1st overall


Which left only Irv the Younger to take the adulation for his astonishing
eagle 2 for the Iain Sutherland Noel Hunt Trophy



All of which leaves me only to tell you about a lawyer and a senior citizen sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

A man goes into a Waterstones and asks the young female clerk, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title."

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

The man said, "That's the one. I'll take a copy."



Quick girls - form a circle while I get my camera... Don't stop!! Can I join in please?


A mate of mine has just told me he's having sex with his girlfriend and her twin.

I asked him "How can you tell them apart?"

"Easy" he said, "Her brother's got a moustache"

And I know you all like to say helloe to some of my nieces...

I hope to see you all at Alresford on Friday 2 September.

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